Children 's books Quote by Lemony Snicket Download Open image ““What a schmuck!”” — Lemony Snicket ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children 's books Funny Kids-lit Series of unfortunate events
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“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
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“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
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“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
He [an earnest young reporter] seemed to share the view of many intelligent, well-educated, well-meaning people that, while adult literature may aim to be… — Katherine Paterson Copy Share Image
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I was inspired to write children's books, but without blood and gore. — Stanley Williams Copy Share Image
I've illustrated many children's books and I feel awfully lucky to be able to do something I love so much, and yes, to be… — Sophie Blackall Copy Share Image