Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
“I mean, Tarantino is such a SHMUCK 90 percent of the time. But ten percent of the time, I've seen genius shining… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I made the decision when I came to Seagram that it had to be OK that my public persona would be bad.… — Edgar Bronfman, Jr Copy Share Image
“It was turning out to be an anxious Christmas season. Too many were the early mornings spent sitting at the table, insomniac… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
