Humor Quote by Kristen Callihan Download Open image ““What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?”” — Kristen Callihan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Chuckling. What am I now? A giddy ass tween whose balls haven’t fully dropped yet? I palm mine just to make sure my boys… — S.L. Jennings Copy Share Image
“His knuckles are thick with calluses that come from repeatedly beating on things.” — Zoraida Córdova Copy Share Image
“I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you'll be shitting my fingernails for a week.” — Tanya Huff Copy Share Image
“His chin jutted forward in a rather pugnacious manner. "I should not have to explain myself to my wife." "And I should not have… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“The scent of book leather and lemons enveloped him, and his head went light. Books and clean woman. Had God ever divined a more… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“With the suddneness of a cat leaping upon its prey, he leaned forward and caught up her wrist. "Tread lightly, Miranda Fair." His thumb… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to say it was love at first sight. No, it was more like oh, hell-yes-please, I’ll have that. With a helping… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“Don't pay any mind to Delilah. Our grandma Belle calls her ornery." Which is why I liked Grandma Maeve better. The nasty boy looked… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“He couldn't remember the last time human hands had willingly touched him. Not true. Miranda had. She had touched him as if he were… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“Never force something, Drew. A bolt, a pass, a game, whatever." His dark brown eyes held mine. "Force it and you'll lose. Patience and… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“You know very well." Daisy ignored the way her breath hitched when he got too near. "You get riled up and off you go,… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“He took a quick breath, and his voice dropped. "You've no notion of the effect you have on me" The words gave a hard… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“I said I wouldn’t push you, and I meant it. But one day, Chess, you’re going to feel safe enough to let go. And… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“Do you not understand?” he whispered. “I have never belonged to anyone. Not since I was a child. It is a lonely thing to… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
“We are all imperfect creatures, love. I don't want perfect. I just want you.” — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
