“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” — Nick Helm Copy Share Image
A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
The thing I love about 'American Horror Story' is that even at its scariest there are so many layers and there's always… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
There are very few topics where I can imagine that you might not find humor. And I was stunned at how much… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but… — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
“It was a state of aloneness. It was the kind of place that started shooting political prisoners because it suspected that they… — Will Wiles Copy Share Image
“Certainly no one on-site asked for my opinion, but I have always felt there should be no leftovers. It's untidy, and it… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably hoping I was pregnant. By my wicked… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“One time, she waddled out and showed Peg her bandages from her last suicide attempt, which invokes sympathy in some, but usually… — David James Keaton Copy Share Image
“Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she’s got.”… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free.… — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
“Give the wilding an axe, why not?" He pointed out Mormont's weapon, a short-hafted battle-axe with gold scrollwork inlaid on the black… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Anything well done has the feeling of death to me, of being finished. I don't want to "master" anything. I want to… — Lisa Crystal Carver Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all… — George Lakoff Copy Share Image
“Personligt kan jeg kun forestille mig én ting, der er endnu værre (end at have venner): familien. Gudskelov befinder jeg mig i… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“When you get to Hell look for me; I'll be sitting in the hot-tub waiting." Cate Harlow FOR I HAVE SINNED by… — Kristen Houghton Copy Share Image
“I got presents as a kid. That stopped in my teens. The small family gifts were gone. Replaced by dark humor –… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
“I have not looked at Carlos since the meeting...Being around him is like walking around with the flu...The need to lie down… — Kathleen Maher Copy Share Image
“I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry… — Gerri R. Gray Copy Share Image
“In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat… — Yannis Karatsioris Copy Share Image
Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
“Mallor reached into a pocket and tossed a pair of hazel eyeballs onto the table. They bounced softly and wobbled to a… — Shawn Wickersheim Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly,… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“Max can’t hear or speak, but he communicates okay. He wasn’t programmed for fear—whoever rolled the genetic dice left that out too.… — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
“He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my dad?” He paused, shifted in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
