Dark humor Quote by Kathleen Maher

“It didn’t help that Carlos was always badmouthing himself as a neurotic. I had to agree with him. Like the psychiatrist who told his…

— Anonymous

“There’s something different about him, and I don’t have to think hard to see it. Something about the way he takes over a room,…

— K.A. Tucker

“if Pedro is talking?” Ruiz didn’t say anything. “They might be tracking his cell. The hitter”

— Tyler Dilts

Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!

— Madea

“What the hell is going on?" Roberto strode after his wife. "Look at you. What happened? And why is this man waltzing in here…

— Maria Elena Alonso-Sierra

“He scares the shit out of me, and I used to work for people who made Freddie Krueger look like Mr. Rogers. (Carlos)”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I see it on his face. I hear it when he talks. We look out at the world and we see the same thing:…

— Marsha Norman

“Maybe I was tired and irritable. Maybe I felt a little guilty. I could learn to hate this guy without even knowing him. I…

— Raymond Chandler

“His high school girlfriend. I caught them in the act.” “You caught them having sex at Homestyle Buffet?” Carlos chimes in, confused and maybe…

— Simone Elkeles

“For weeks I had mistaken his stare for barefaced hostility. I was wide of the mark. It was simply a shy man's way of…

— André Aciman

“As always when I was in trouble, I looked down at Tuesday. I could see his concern, but also his confidence in me. There…

— Luis Carlos Montalván

“Of course, they haven’t seen your reports yet. (Joe) 'They would have if Carlos could have held a gun on the computer to make…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon