“You are fifty different kinds of twisted." "Only fifty? Val, you wound me.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
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“In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.” — Elaine Kelly Copy Share Image
“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
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I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Some were only there to see and be seen. Some to watch the fall. People love free booze and a car crash.” — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
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“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
“I tell you, little man, life's fall guys, beaten, fleeced to the bone, sweated from time immemorial, I warn you, that when… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“A million dollars? A bit much don't you think?" "Fuck you." Caleb smiled, the self indulgent little shit. "My apologies," he mocked… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that… — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking… — B.G. Harlen Copy Share Image
“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Do you still distrust me?” “No. Take your necklace with you so you can think of me when I’m not there.” Brown brought… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“Mr Cjelli, nice to see you back, sir. Sorry you had a spot of bother, hope that's all behind you now." "Indeed,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes- 'God is love' and all that rot. Tell me, have you ever really stopped to think about what that means?… — Chris F. Holm Copy Share Image
“Shut up,” I snapped. “This is not the time. What part of this situation seems like a joke to you?” Lohka pulled… — J. Leigh Bralick Copy Share Image
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
“We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,'… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
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I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.” — Jay Wickre Copy Share Image
“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
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