“My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably hoping I was pregnant. By my wicked… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“When you look for these support groups, they all have vague upbeat names. My Thursday evening group for blood parasites, it's called… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.” — Elaine Kelly Copy Share Image
There are very few topics where I can imagine that you might not find humor. And I was stunned at how much… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
“In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat… — Yannis Karatsioris Copy Share Image
“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free.… — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
“Stridey-Man' asked, Want 2 vacay w/me? William snorted as he typed. Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type, dickwad. Fuck U.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“After the first week I knew every line, freckle and scar on his body. Some might call it obsessive. I called it… — Madeline Pryce A.K.A. FAyth Devlin Copy Share Image
The thing I love about 'American Horror Story' is that even at its scariest there are so many layers and there's always… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fucking the president’s face in front of everyone made it very clear who was in charge now.” — Marissa Honeycutt Copy Share Image
“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“AK 47, is perfect copy, yes? Every detail. Like real thing. Yes. Kalashnikov. Your boy, he be happy for Uncle Sante, no?”… — Steen Langstrup Copy Share Image
“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“A blacksmith can go anywhere. A detective inspector only goes where the dead bodies are.” “But there aren’t any dead people here… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
