“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn? In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?” — Jean Koning Copy Share Image
When you finish a drama, you go, 'I can't wait to do a comedy.' When you finish a comedy, you go, 'I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Where d'you get the knife?" He wished he had one. "He gave it to me." There was a crumpled shape in the… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“(Eve)"Hold on. You have to give them a gift for moving?" "Uh-huh. Plus they're shacking, so it should be a couple thing."… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“I thought about getting out and looking for some kind of clue, until I realized how silly that was. Did I think… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Your Majesty,” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'. 'Twenty-eight strides',… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
![“[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought just cracked me up.] It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter…” quote by Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3fd/sherman-alexie-444_baby_or-perhaps-my-friends-should-have-realiz_2147588.jpg)
