Dark humor Quote by Jean Koning

“Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your…

— Christine Zolendz

“Porn was something, it was a fill with lessons, full of them..., but for now it's empty so far and what I see I…

— Deyth Banger

“It sounds a little porfessional, the prostitute of Sweden”

— Tintin wolf

“...at some point in time, the following thought has probably popped into your head: “You know what? Screw it, I should just do porn...”

— Sean Earley

“Holy shit, it's like porn with the romance.”

— Katy Evans

“You're like Mr. Romance and Mr. Porn Star wrapped in one.”

— Olivia Cunning

“I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection.”

— Elle Aycart

“So overnight I’ve somehow turned into a woman who has sex with a complete stranger, a slightly weird stranger might I add, that results…

— Samantha Towle

“Life’s not a porno.”

— Ben Monopoli

“If she's a lady, I'm a vernicious knid. (Eddie Albert in Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory)”

— Roald Dahl

“A woman sees more than a man sees. That is well-known.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“I know what I want and what I don’t want. I’ve never wanted sex. Never. I’ve never understood why it has to be in…

— Kathryn Ormsbee