Humor Quote by Olivia Cunning Download Open image ““You're like Mr. Romance and Mr. Porn Star wrapped in one.”” — Olivia Cunning ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Like Mr Mr Porn Mr Romance Porn star Rock-star-romance Romance Mr Star Wrapped
“And who smiles when they’re watching porn?” “Happy people, and virgins.” I” — N.R. Walker Copy Share Image
“Romance is such a funny term. Funny as in, "I have a fake body part. Guess what it is.” — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
“You women, always trying to rush straight to sex. Whatever happened to romance?” — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Not looking up at me, his smile widened. “I’m reading your porn.” Smacking his foot as I walked by, I scoffed, “That’s not porn…it’s… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“I stare up the stars, intensely aware of his body a few inches from mine. If this isn't romance, I don't know what is.” — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
“In a great romance, each basically plays a part that the other really likes.” — Elizabeth Ashley Copy Share Image
“Well then..." I clear my throat once. "You are a fantastic actor," I say, breathless, and emotionally drugged up on Mr. Sexdorable.” — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“I want you, Devlin. Maybe just for a night. Maybe for something more. I don’t know if this attraction between us will go anywhere.… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her. "You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“I'm going to let myself love you now. Don't freak out on me." He laughed. "No promises.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Guys like you don't usually talk to girls like me. Girls like me don't get invited to prom. Guys don't make fools of themselves… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“This beautiful, wonderful, sexy-as-sin woman is mine. You may look—and seethe with envy—but never touch.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image