Quote by Roald Dahl Download Open image ““If she's a lady, I'm a vernicious knid. (Eddie Albert in Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory)”” — Roald Dahl ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image