Comedy Quote by Brad Deep Download Open image ““Dating apps are slot machines for your genitals.”” — Brad Deep ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Computers Dark humor Dating Humor Men Relationships Satire Sex Truth Women
“Dating apps promised to revolutionize the way we find love, offering a seemingly endless pool of potential partners at our fingertips.” — Ronen Dancziger Copy Share Image
Dating apps are brilliant for expanding your actual social network, which leads you to meet other people. — Joanna Coles Copy Share Image
“What if dating apps are mostly populated by Deep Fakes, designed to get you to waste your life swiping right and keep you single?… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s that right now everyone is on their phones. Everyone has that ‘me, me, me instant gratification’ shit going on and so when the… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I don’t have cookie-cutter relationships, Rumi. Women aren’t iPhone apps that I download and discard!” — Natasha Ahmed Copy Share Image
I've had a boyfriend from a dating app and I'm really not into them any more. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
I'm not really on dating apps. I used to be when I was younger. I'd rather meet people in real life. — Noah Centineo Copy Share Image
“The world of dating is filled with bad dates, social mishaps and crappy sex.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I've never been on a dating app since being recognisable. So I wouldn't know what that's like. If I'm really honest, I would probably… — Aimee Lou Wood Copy Share Image
“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
