Battle of the sexes Quote by Stewart Stafford

““The Dopamine Loop by Stewart Stafford I was down on the beach, She was within my reach, I wandered over to her, And her delectable purr. I said, “Tell me your name,” God knows it’s always the same, Megan had that ironed-out hair, Fish lips that shone everywhere. Tattooed, pierced and ripped, She had the masc thing shipped, A bikinied cyborg in wait, With fembot Beckys as bait. I told her I was the prize, She rolled pretty green eyes, A mirage of the male gaze, I’ll never change my ways. I asked her if she was free, She said, "Yes,” but not to me, Swiping on her phone screen, With an ick-filtered gleam. So I did the walk of shame, From this rigged dating game, Megan giggling with her girlies — “Shoot your shot”? A joke, surely. The algorithm said discard — Netflix and chill got barred, Ego death resurrected in DMs, Touché! "Cherchez la femme." From cattle market app to an OnlyFans link, Flesh water abounds, but none to drink. © 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.””

— Stewart Stafford