Dark humor Quote by Maggie Stiefvater Download Open image ““The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.”” — Maggie Stiefvater ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Humor Stab Swords Victim
“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The men in the room were shouting, some fleeing for the safety of pillars and the exit while others rushed at her, weapons drawn.… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“At times because of one man’s evil, ten thousand people suffer. So you kill that one man to let the tens of thousands live.… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo Copy Share Image
“You would think you could just stick a goddamn sword through 'em and be done with it.” — Kat Mellon Copy Share Image
“Truth is a sword, and only those willing to bleed for it should dare to wield it.” — David Maze Copy Share Image
“A man who hesitates to strike his betrayer deserves to be struck by his own sword.” — Mantšo Tšiu Copy Share Image
“As a point of fact, the best apologies don’t come at the point of a sword, they come freely and of one’s own volition,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That bit where that lad sprang backwards right across the room with them axes in his hands was impressive, though." "Yeah." "You didn't ought… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Words make more revolutions than swords. Words cut deeper than knives. Words cut more cleanly, and leave the victim alive.” — Alexandria Constantinova Szeman Copy Share Image
“And then she said to herself, brandishing her sword at life, nonsense.” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“I guess I should have said that you're a tragic loss because your brains were yours and yours alone. You were the one who… — Elizabeth Knox Copy Share Image
Sam reached his hand toward mine and I automatically put my fingers in his. With a guilty little smile he pulled my hand toward… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, there lived a boy, and he had to risk everything to keep what he loved. But really the story was:… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
We dance, we dance. You hold the thread of my soul. You spin, you spin. And you unravel the part from the whole. We… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Mum once told Dad that vices are only vices when looked at through the frame of society. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“At least when he was at Aglionby he could turn over his papers to see the grades, concrete proof of his success at something.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“That's the one." In Puck Connolly's custody. That might be the last I see of that jacket.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I asked,”Are you going to pick up next time I call you?” ”I did this time didn’t I?” “Say yes.” “Yes. Conditionally yes.”…... …”What… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
![“I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse. "Yes. Absolutely. I'll be right back." [...] "Thanks," I mumbled. "I'll just change here. He's not looking at anything at the moment." I gestured toward Sam…” quote by Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cd6/maggie-stiefvater-76_curtains_i-think-i-need-to-ask-an-embarrassing-qu_8591.jpg)
