Dark humor Quote by Troy Bisson Download Open image ““I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!”” — Troy Bisson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Humor Love Movie Romantic comedy
Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make that movie with a couple that's been together for a few years. 'Get in the goddamn boat, Rose!' 'I don't wanna get in the boat!' 'Get in, come on, I'm freezing my ass off out… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share
I love 'Titanic', I love 'Romeo & Juliet', those are my favourite films, and so it's crazy to think that people wouldn't connect with… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I love 'Titanic' and the idea that you're kind of rooting for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet to survive despite the fact that you… — Carlton Cuse Copy Share Image
“ Titanic I thought was the most dreadful piece of work I've ever seen in my entire life. Another film that I think is… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
“The sinking of the Titanic has made me indescribably happy; there is, after all, an ocean.” — Alexander Blok Copy Share Image
I actually cried during 'Titanic'. It was one of the few movies I've seen in the theater multiple times. — Jason Earles Copy Share Image
“The phrase, "I love you" has become a part of a relationship's everyday vocabulary. It is said so much, nobody ever really means it.… — Troy Bisson Copy Share Image
“Don't let me get into your head. I will twist it and alter it until even you won't recognize yourself. You cannot begin to… — Troy Bisson Copy Share Image
“I used to think I knew love. But now, I realize I didn't. I didn't know love until I met Shelby.” — Troy Bisson Copy Share Image
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