Dark humor Quote by Anonymous

The friendly smile, the word of greeting, are certainly something fleeting and seemingly insubstantial. You can’t take them with you. But they work for…

— James Cash Penney

You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness.

— Vladimir Putin

Saddam Hussein greeted me with a handshake, which, again to my surprise, is surprisingly soft considering how many people that hand had dispatched, allegedly.…

— George Galloway

That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug.

— Anonymous

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

— Robin Williams

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Most of us are ready to greet our worst enemies like long-lost brothers if we think they can show us a good time, if…

— Budd Schulberg

One of the most telling things about a person is how they say hello, handshakes.

— Miguel

Respect was mingled with surprise, And the stern joy which warriors feel In foemen worthy of their steel.

— Walter Scott

I have never subscribed to the idea that it's necessary to greet someone in the office by wrapping arms and touching backs.

— Susanna Reid

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.

— Karl Kraus

Army wives sacrifice a lot, we need to salute them because no matter what, they always put up a brave face.

— Mahesh Manjrekar