Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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— Jarod Kintz

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“slipped on a cognitive banana peel”

— Daniel H. Pink

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“may be.. we've been peeling the banana from the wrong end.”

— Lilyhammer

“The human fruit is always ripe for peeling.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“For, believe me, the secret of the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is: to live dangerously!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”

— Roz Chast