Age Quote by Claude Pepper

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I dont even…

— Anonymous

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

— Lou Holtz

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.

— Don Meyer

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

— Claude Pepper

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

— Mitch Hedberg

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

— Betty White

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

— Ryan Stiles

“If anyone has ever sold you anything with a warning to fear the consequences if you don’t buy it, they are using a proverbial…

— Simon Sinek

“At my age, I don’t plan that far ahead. I don’t even buy green bananas.” Maggie Smith in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.”

— Maggie Smith

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy to consume.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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— Jarod Kintz