Maggie smith Quote by Maggie Smith

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius”

— Aprilynne Pike

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Eat some fruit.”

— William Davis

“The banana skins of life are ready and waiting for the over confident, the elderly and the drunk.”

— John Napier

“Hey, I'll give you my banana for your cherry." Pete snorted. "I bet you will...”

— Dawn Flemington

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like…

— L.M. Montgomery

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.

— Don Meyer

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”

— Roz Chast

“I suppose no matter how crazy this all might be, it gives me something to look forward to for the first time in longer…

— Karen Metcalf