They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. — Neil Kinnock Copy Share Image
A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it. — Alexander Stoddart Copy Share Image
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.” — Kate Lebo Copy Share Image
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Witnessing Panama's overnight transition from banana republic to middle-class retirement haven is like watching the Univision version of Extreme Makeover: it feels… — Andrew Evans Copy Share Image
“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat,… — Corinne Duyvis Copy Share Image
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
The hardest situation to pick up a girl in is ... in church and in Morocco on Ramadan. On Ramadan or one… — French Montana Copy Share Image
“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I never cheat or steal. Also, I never wear a top-hat with a sack coat or munch bananas in public on the… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana. — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping. — Sidney Morgenbesser Copy Share Image
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp Copy Share Image
Bananas can help relieve headaches, depression, menstrual cramps and cure hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a… — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
That's the van? It looks like a rotting banana." This was undeniable - Eric had painted the van a neon shade of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple.… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There are so many reality shows on now where they want you to be crazy, the girls are just going bananas; you… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners,… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
My mother made a lot of things because she thought they'd be healthy for us. There were some very unfortunate experiences with… — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
I remember the first day I got there, they started the take and after four takes I was on the ground, on… — Steven Yeun Copy Share Image
Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
