When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start… — Mike White Copy Share Image
Will bananas make me fat? The short answer: No, bananas will not make you fat. — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. — Don Meyer Copy Share Image
The biggest container ship can carry fifteen thousand boxes. It can hold 746 million bananas, one for every European, on one ship. — Rose George Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At the supermarket…doing… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. — William Powell Copy Share Image
There are plenty of publicly-funded organizations and nonprofits that are trying to develop GMO crops that could help feed people in developing… — Annalee Newitz Copy Share Image
I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
The best herb I smoke in Jamaica and Africa. African - Rasclot! Them people cure it in a banana. In a banana… — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red… — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
Seafarers are used to being exploited. At sea, the captain moans at chandlers who supply ships with green bananas that will never… — Rose George Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Every living thing is an elaboration of a single original plan. As humans we are mere increments - each of us a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
At some time in the history of the universe, there were no human minds, and at some time later, there were. Within… — David Berlinski Copy Share Image
A little rain, a little blood. Black fingernails in August; and going berserk, going bananas. As if entrapped in a tropical heatwave,… — Adam Zagajewski Copy Share Image
May in Ayemenem is a hot, brooding month. The days are long and humid. The river shrinks and black crows gorge on… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
