America Quote by Anne Lamott

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

— Gary D. Schmidt

I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home.

— Anonymous

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

— Andy Murray

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana...

— Kiran Desai

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the…

— Robert Benchley

“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.”

— Kate Lebo

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

— Paul Neilan

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

— William Powell

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I love bananas and almond butter.

— Bianca Belair

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy to consume.”

— Jarod Kintz