My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard… — William Upski Wimsatt Copy Share Image
Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean… — Adele Griffin Copy Share Image
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously… — Joe Murray Copy Share Image
Buying from a local farmer can mean that he makes a two-hour extra truck drive, which can damage the environment more than… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
At the opening of our exhibition at Deitch Projects in New York we featured a wall of 10,000 bananas. Green bananas created… — Stefan Sagmeister Copy Share Image
“Starting with the chocolate version, I swap out some of the cocoa powder with melted bittersweet chocolate and add some sour cream… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
When you're thinking about something that you don't understand, you have a terrible, uncomfortable feeling called confusion... Now, is the confusion's because… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
I had a cookie business there, with my brother, when we were growing up, called the Chip Yard, and that became the… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. — Mario Copy Share Image
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I told Wayne to his face he was the dopest MC out. MC, not rapper. I told him to his face because… — KRS-One Copy Share Image
Someone recently pointed out how much Barack Obama's style and strategies resemble those of Latin American charismatic despots - the takeover of… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I… — Claude Pepper Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White Copy Share Image
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to… — Lauren Child Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I was very excited to experience this whole new world. And everything was fun, everything from, oh,… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
