I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people,… — George Ayittey Copy Share Image
As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
We cannot think of uniting with others, until after we have first united among ourselves... One can't unite bananas with scattered leaves. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. — Burt Prelutsky Copy Share Image
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Buying from a local farmer can mean that he makes a two-hour extra truck drive, which can damage the environment more than… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
“Communism, my dear," I said when I managed to get hold of a bunch of bananas for hers and let them ripen… — Alina Bronsky Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I was very excited to experience this whole new world. And everything was fun, everything from, oh,… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them apart from… — Alexander Beresford Hope Copy Share Image
Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.' I have… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
If not then you must be trying to hear us and in such cases we cannot be heard. We remain in the… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber,poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then… — Paul Keating Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Cath ate the banana and held on to his gaze. “I’d give you the moon right now,” she said. Levi’s eyes flashed… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy… — Candy Crowley Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. — Sanya Richards-Ross Copy Share Image
I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
This nation is on a course where if we don't do something about it, get federal situation, the fiscal policy [under control],… — Judd Gregg Copy Share Image
Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If… — Charles Durning Copy Share Image
I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room… — Jimmy Page Copy Share Image
Sarah turned her narrow-eyed gaze on him, making me glad once more that Antimony's comic books got it wrong, and telepaths can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
No, I don't know why Bobby and Peter Farrelly bothered with a 'Three Stooges' movie, either. But if they're anything like some… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
Anslinger's reefer madness did not caution even the seeds of efficient, intelligent, ruthless action ... The same goes for Hoover, sniveling Nixon,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“If you pray and ask God to make bananas red, God won’t, because there is nothing wrong with bananas being yellow. If… — Jim Palmer Copy Share Image
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image