If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! — Carlson Gracie Copy Share Image
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief. — Jamie Redknapp Copy Share Image
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White Copy Share Image
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. — Mario Copy Share Image
If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store.… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough:… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
You can now eat bananas from Chile; you couldn't do it before you had air shipping. Now, communication technology enables the shipping… — Moshe Vardi Copy Share Image
When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also.… — Shigeo Shingo Copy Share Image
In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it… — Chris Diamantopoulos Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Every week, I heave open a supermarket skip and find therein a more exotic shopping list of items than I could possibly… — Tristram Stuart Copy Share Image
Someone recently pointed out how much Barack Obama's style and strategies resemble those of Latin American charismatic despots - the takeover of… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
We would be driving down the street in a place like Zaire, now the Democratic Republic of Congo, and started to see,… — Melinda Gates Copy Share Image
This is the face of our political class: arrogant, authoritarian, and on the level of some banana republic south of the border.… — Justin Raimondo Copy Share Image
If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
I had a cookie business there, with my brother, when we were growing up, called the Chip Yard, and that became the… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
Bananas are the base of all my smoothies! They are packed with potassium and give a solid base flavor. — Hannah Bronfman Copy Share Image
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
