Bananas Quote by Dana Gould

Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.

— Noam Chomsky

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever…

— Neil Gaiman

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

— Alex Comfort

Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running.

— Jobriath

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's always been a potential erotic possibility with objects.

— Claes Oldenburg

It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.”

— Kate Lebo

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like…

— L.M. Montgomery