Bananas Quote by Neil Gaiman

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

— Dana Gould

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.”

— Kate Ellison

“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like…

— L.M. Montgomery

“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.”

— Kate Lebo

“I called her "the Chiquita Banana Lady" and I meant it as a compliment: who didn't want to look adorable with a pile of…

— Susan Jane Gilman

“banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on”

— Anne D. Mather

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.”

— Neil Gaiman

“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather…

— Tom Conrad

Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.

— Noam Chomsky

“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often…

— Lemony Snicket