Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas. — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard… — William Upski Wimsatt Copy Share Image
There are still some terrible cliches in the presentation of Indian fiction. The lotus flower. The hennaed hands. In mainland Europe, people… — Hari Kunzru Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine!… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously… — Joe Murray Copy Share Image
So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine? — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas. — William Tenn Copy Share Image
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it,… — Jon Corzine Copy Share Image
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some… — Gabriela Isler Copy Share Image
According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from… — John Legend Copy Share Image
In Puerto Rico, we have a lot of traditions. We eat a very typical thing that's called 'pasteles' - it's almost like… — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
I told Wayne to his face he was the dopest MC out. MC, not rapper. I told him to his face because… — KRS-One Copy Share Image
I live a healthy lifestyle and I crave healthy food. I love porridge - I have bizarre cravings for it. I love… — Jessica Lowndes Copy Share Image
Before Alar, there was EDB, a potent human carcinogen allowed in the grain supply and other food for more than a decade… — Al Meyerhoff Copy Share Image
I must admit to a personal lack of sympathy with women who have themselves photographed in black stockings, garter belts and boots,… — Lucy R. Lippard Copy Share Image
He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When I get the questions, I answer what I can answer. If they ask me about the match, I cannot really say… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana… — Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
I've realized that the world is, in essence, full of banana peels - loaded with things that may unwittingly trip an internal… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
“We were like bananas. Stuck together, we were ripe and yellow. But the moment one was torn apart, all the rest turned… — Kit Lyman Copy Share Image
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
As a healthy person, my breakfasts are very bland and boring. Think kind of a white pasty gruel. Or there can be… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
[Swiss Armi Man] was a super joyful film to go make. I mean, there was stuff that was, like, totally bananas. But… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hopefully, if not it's not working right. I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people,… — George Ayittey Copy Share Image
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