Bananas Quotes · Page 2

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

— Brendan Morrison

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”

— Roz Chast

I don't like bananas. I like to drive that point home.

— Ree Drummond

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

— Terry Pratchett

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

— Peter Kay

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

— Lou Holtz

She sounds the way bananas taste.

— Truman Capote

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

— Dwyane Wade

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.

— Amy Poehler

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

— Demetri Martin

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.

— Jack Osbourne

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

— Harvey Korman

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.

— Mike Piazza

Singing is my life, and I have to do it, or I'm going to go totally bananas.

— Kathleen Hanna

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

— Gary D. Schmidt

The parrot holds its food for prim consumption as daintily as any debutante, [with] a predilection for pot roast, hashed-brown potatoes, duck…

— Alexander Theroux

“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn…

— L.M. Montgomery

Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My…

— Ed Seykota

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and…

— Janet Evanovich

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go…

— Mario Balotelli

Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if…

— Seth Meyers

I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit…

— Marcus Samuelsson

Tell me I didn't imagine it, Leo. Tell me that even though our bodies were in seperate states, our star selves shared…

— Jerry Spinelli

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,…

— Guy Steele

It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I'm a better person in a relationship, and I'm a happier person. I need to come home at the end of the…

— Ginnifer Goodwin

It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard,…

— Rachel

Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is…

— Rush Limbaugh

...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas…

— Dick Gregory

look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make…

— Bob Dylan

[ Rajiv Gandhi] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated…

— Bob Hawke

So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was…

— Mark Leyner

Jewish women are very exciting, as exciting sexually as any other group. Even so, my advice to a young man marrying a…

— Mel Brooks

He gazes through sunlight's buttresses, back down the refectory at the others, wallowing in their plenitude of bananas, thick palatals of their…

— Thomas Pynchon

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.

— Sissy Spacek

I always have bananas with me for energy.

— Samantha Bond

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

— Claude Pepper

“A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off.”

— Kurt Vonnegut