Bananas Quote by Mark Consuelos Download Open image “I'm bananas over my wife.” — Mark Consuelos ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bananas Marriage Over Wife
Its Ok if she/he broke up with you, cause its hard to tell monkeys, that strawberries are sweeter than bananas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty irresponsible of you. — Rudy Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
If two people live together, one has to be patient, and typically, the other one is very annoying. — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I have career ADD, he says. I have career dissatisfaction. Even as a young kid, I'd have that. I'd get really passionate about something… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
When you're a parent, you're automatically the most uncool person that exists. — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I'm doing 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter' with Katie Finneran and Jaime Pressly. — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
There are certain projects that you love to be involved in, no matter what the capacity, and there are certain projects that I probably… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I got extreme street credibility from my high school-aged son. He's like, 'Dad, the fact that you're in 'American Horror Story' is absolutely cool!'… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I think every actor would probably say that it's always a collaboration. And if you ask directors, they'll tell you that they expect the… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
My default answer to most of the questions my kids ask me is 'no.' I just start with 'no.' I let them fight for… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
We have dinner every single night, Monday through Friday, with our children. We sit down around 6 or 6:30 and it's a family dinner… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
