Audience Quote by Alexander Stoddart

Always take a banana to a party.

— Steven Moffat

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

— Ryan Stiles

“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with…

— Peter Sagal

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a…

— Lauren Child

“Bananas! Here! Blah, blah! Whatever!”

— Jeff Brown

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

— Mario

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

— Terry Pratchett

If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

— Nicky Santoro

“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really nasty, but…

— Brad Cohen

“The last few weeks had demonstrated that we were literally irreplaceable as workers, but any criminal incident turned the whole community into outlaws. A…

— Ray Ventura