Banana splits Quote by Dav Pilkey

A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street and park…

— Wallace Stegner

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

— Howard Thompson

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

— Raymond Chandler

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.

— Chris Isaak

I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard Wright, and…

— William Upski Wimsatt

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.

— Sissy Spacek

I think humor is like a shield that lets you get as close to the sad sad flame as possible - far closer, oftentimes,…

— Alissa Nutting

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

— Kevin Hart

“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.”

— William Davis

“Analyzing humor is like disecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”

— E.B. White

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

— Redman