Bananas Quote by Sidney Morgenbesser Download Open image “To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.” — Sidney Morgenbesser ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bananas Men Needs Slipping Theory
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently… — George Ayittey Copy Share Image
To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it. — Nicky Santoro Copy Share Image
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really nasty, but once you open the banana and peel the skin back, there could be a nice, clean, fresh banana inside. I also explained that there are all different kinds of bananas, just as there are all different… — Brad Cohen Copy Share
Why is God making me suffer so much? Just because I don't believe in him? — Sidney Morgenbesser Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather suggest the universe, Mr Fate or whoever did have some sort of master plan after all. Despite all his earlier conjecturing, maybe the universe, Mr Fate or whoever was laughing its fat and meddling head at… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image