Money Quote by Stanley Bing

“It’s relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens can speak about things that don’t really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast.…

— Yuval Noah Harari

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours

— MrAwesome

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun. Some yelled…

— Cole Alpaugh

Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.

— Robert Duvall

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Human beings wear clothing and walk upright, but when you take that away, we're nothing but monkeys.”

— Osamu Tezuka

“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?”

— M. COCHET M

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's…

— Damian Marley

“Each of us promenades his thought, like a monkey on a leash. When you read, you always have to such monkeys: your own and…

— Milorad Pavić

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz