Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.” — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath? — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being. — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans. — Mistah F.A.B Copy Share Image
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out… — Savannah J Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
It never occurred to me that I'd be a musician. I was just drunk on music, jamming with friends, chilling out with… — Mohit Chauhan Copy Share Image
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to… — Carl Panzram Copy Share Image
I have just been to a city in the West, a city full of poets, a city they have made safe for… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
Not the swart Pariah in some Indian grove, Lone, lean, and hunted by his brother's hate, Hath drunk so deep the cup… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more… — Muhammad Yunus Copy Share Image
