Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “When Ron gets drunk, hes single.” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Last night, we were all watching Harry Potter in bed, and I thought, 'This isn't something you have when you're single, that's for sure.' — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I don't know. I think there are fans out there who know that too and who wonder whether Ron would have really been able… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
“I keep hoping some guy with 'Ron' or 'Andy' stitched on his pocket and a gas pump in his hand will step up and… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party," said Fred. "He used to down an entire bottle of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I asked Patrick if he felt sad that he had to keep it a secret, and Patrick just said that he wasn't sad because… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
Well, I don't know what Ron has in mind, but I do know about the arc of the show. Looking at how intuitive and… — Mary McDonnell Copy Share Image
SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
