I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.” — Vish Patil Copy Share Image
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober. — Patience Copy Share Image
“Her boozy breath was day-old, but of quality of Origin. Malt whisky, Carl guessed. The air was so thick with it, an… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Being “high” on LSD and “drunk” on bourbon. True, no one in either state should drive a car, but neither should one… — Alan W. Watts Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
“Dude, would you want to fight a drunk monkey? They’re fucking huge. Like Every Which Way But Loose, man. Imagine that bastard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
In San Francisco - life goes on. Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms. “Who you got?” I ask. “You, drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
I could still smell her on my fur. It clung to me, a memory of another world. I was drunk with it,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have… — jerry hopkins Copy Share Image
“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
