Drunk Quote by Jimmy Buffett Download Open image “I have been drunk now for over two weeks.” — Jimmy Buffett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Has beens Honesty Two Two weeks Week
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be. — Rita Tushingham Copy Share Image
I haven't had a drink in six months, so I'm certainly not going out drinking 'till five in the morning now. It just caught… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again. — Jim Kerr Copy Share Image
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I have not had a drink for four years, which for me is a long time. — Kelly McGillis Copy Share Image
Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor,… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along the way.” — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
