The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor,… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along the way.” — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
