Jokes Quote by Dana Plato Download Open image “I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.” — Dana Plato ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Sober Time
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I've been sober for so many years. It wasn't like you flick a switch, and you're sober. It takes a while. You have to… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
Seven years sober. I'm really grateful. It's really lovely to be present in my life. — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for a couple of years and I'm taking my sobriety very seriously - one day at a time and I… — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
I'm not sober. I haven't done drugs in 3 1/2 years, so I call myself clean. — Scott Weiland Copy Share Image
I'm learning to play by the rules. I sort of hate to think of it that way, but that's how it is. I'm really… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I've learned through experience that life is never that bad. The secret is just paying attention to how you feel and not letting anyone… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
Im open-minded. I dont consider myself gay or hetero, I just am. Ive had experiences all over the planet but it always comes down… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
Nobody knows what a woman feels or experiences but another woman. We are the nurturers and there are times when we need to be… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
All that money stuff was so strange; all it ever meant to me was freedom from worry. I'm happier now than I've ever been… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
In my opinion it's not about gay or straight or bi, we're attracted to spirits, whatever body they're in. There are other reasons too,… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I like to go with the energy because when you ignore it that's when you start doing things wrong. — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I wanted this to have as wide an audience as possible. I didn't want to get an X rating, because in my opinion once… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I'd hopefully work through all my issues with men first so then I'd be okay being with a woman. — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
I'm open-minded. I don't consider myself gay or hetero, I just am. I've had experiences all over the planet but it always comes down… — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight. "Sure," said the farmer, "My wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they're off to college, and I'm all by… — Anonymous Copy Share
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and Sappho. I always joke about this to my students, who can't quite wrap their mind around the fact that you can have a Ph.D in classics, but not do that full time. I never wanted to… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
![“I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on…” quote by Dennis Hopper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f73/dennis-hopper-8988_alcoholics_i-ve-been-sober-now-for-18-years-with-al_1517614.jpg)
