Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of… — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby… — Moby Copy Share Image
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk… — Lucy Stone Copy Share Image
Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once,… — Brian Lindstrom Copy Share Image
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I could still smell her on my fur. It clung to me, a memory of another world. I was drunk with it,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be… — Lisa Anderson Copy Share Image
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her. — Jon Shenk Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
