It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. — Corey Stoll Copy Share Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. — George Grosz Copy Share Image
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is like a drunk person, crying, falling and hurting But still saying I can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a… — Mohamed Al-Fayed Copy Share Image
True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and… — Sadie Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub… — Kelly Moran Copy Share Image
Nonfiction brought me back to earth and sobered me up whenever it seemed like I'd become too drunk on the lives and… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
As a child I was a good boy. Even if I wasn't playing tennis I don't think I'd have done things like… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Father Ted' was written by Irish people, so that was fine, but around the time we were shooting it 'EastEnders' went to… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“She was certainly rather drunk. Her eyes were fixed as if upon some far-off point. She seemed to be contemplating a future… — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body ... For the thirst there is need of a powerful… — Aretaeus of Cappadocia Copy Share Image