Drunk Quotes · Page 8

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,…

— Jeff Dunham

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

— Kenneth Tynan

Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.

— Anonymous

I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’…

— Veronica Roth

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to…

— Anonymous

Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at…

— Bez

The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind…

— Edgar Wilson Nye

“‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.”

— Steven Ramirez

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five…

— Tommy Lasorda

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

— Doug Stanhope

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

— Sally Kellerman

You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind…

— Dashiell Hammett

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is…

— Donald Miller

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that…

— Paul Auster

I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they…

— Mark E. Smith

Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like…

— Jonathan Haidt

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

— Kevin Spacey

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

— Bam Margera

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

— Cecily von Ziegesar

I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart…

— Charles Bukowski

Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing…

— James E. Webb

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…

— Amy Schumer

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

— Fiona Apple

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by…

— Kenny Hickey