I got married, had two kids, watched a lot of football, drunk a lot of pints, etc. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! — Morris West Copy Share Image
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the… — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober… — Kitty Pryde Copy Share Image
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
“I was just going to call and say hi." "Give me the phone." I hand it over. Jess, despite her scrawniness, is… — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
After [Bill Shawn] was fired, I was going to the YMHA [Young Men's Hebrew Association] on the Upper East Side to do… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
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