“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.” — flann o'brien Copy Share Image
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the… — Andre The Giant Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Belfastas uncivilised as ever--savage black mothers in houses of dark red brick, friendly manufacturers too drunk to entertain you when you arrive.… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my… — Kesha Copy Share Image
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson Copy Share Image
Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing… — Chris Reifert Copy Share Image
“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
“I color your world." I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he…? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you look a million dollars but everybody has their flaws. So that's why it had to be that… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't… — Anna Gavalda Copy Share Image
If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
