I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are… — Moby Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money! — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub… — Kelly Moran Copy Share Image
