Drunk Quote by Calamity Jane Download Open image “I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?” — Calamity Jane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Funny Inspirational Love
It as to be a swear word beginning with F*** I use it all the time, at work it might be F*** off or… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
As many of the riders before me had been held up and robbed of their packages, mail and money that they carried, for that… — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one. — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer. — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and San Francisco in 1884. — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
It was considered the most dangerous route in the Hills, but as my reputation as a rider and quick shot was well known, I… — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward at first but I soon got to be… — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort. — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
I was in Deadwood at the time and on hearing of the killing made my way at once to the scene of the shooting… — Calamity Jane Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his voice level. Blaine grinned at him lopsidedly and giggled, almost choking. He slapped the table, knocking his empty glass over. “Ye-ss, I am! Don’t ssup-pose you – think I co-uld ssit here an’ calmly wait t’die… — Christina Engela Copy Share
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
