I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
“Dear 2600: Please forgive my last email to your magazine. I was drunk at the time.” — Emmanuel Goldstein Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“If country music has taught me anything, it's that getting drunk probably isn't the best method of dealing with heartbreak. But I'm… — Ruth Emmie Lang Copy Share Image
My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less… — Erin McKeown Copy Share Image
I do not want to look back in the future and bear the burden of stiffing the American people with a government… — George Santos Copy Share Image
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact… — Neneh Cherry Copy Share Image
If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what… — Buddy Guy Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
There's something almost impossible about the criminal justice system when it comes to sexual assault cases. It immediately sets up a trial,… — Jon Shenk Copy Share Image
“So I don’t know why you’re trying to talk yourself out of it now. The hard stuff is over. You dumped the… — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
There was a euphoria in the music and the way it was delivered, and as the crowds started to get bigger, it… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't remember things. I black out and I can't remember where I've been or what I've done. Sometimes I wonder if… — Paula Hawkins Copy Share Image
Never get drunk at a best friend's house on pay day. You might not remember how much money you actually had before… — Keshia M Williams Copy Share Image
Your pretended fear lest error should step in, is like the man that would keep all the wine out of the country… — Oliver Cromwell Copy Share Image
“it made one drunk with delight to look upon it.” — Mark Twain Following the Equator Copy Share Image
