“As I was walking past Tony Pastor's I saw Pat, the lesbian bouncer, throw a drunken young sailor out into the street.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
No one appreciates a professional anymore. Everyone's a mystic. Which is why I take drunk Jim over acid Jim - the argument… — Dan Bejar Copy Share Image
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. — Tracey Gold Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as,… — Alexander Alekhine Copy Share Image
We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I do not want to look back in the future and bear the burden of stiffing the American people with a government… — George Santos Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
