Delight Quote by Mark Twain Following the Equator

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

— Kit Williamson

Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from…

— Carlton Mellick III

I get drunk, off of jealousy.

— Patience

People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point.

— Steve Fowler

Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.

— Anonymous

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

— Gene Simmons

“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.”

— Christina Lauren

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this…

— Omar Khayyam

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh