Carts Quote by Jon Stewart

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the…

— Dave Barry

Nothing in golf is certain, especially on the PGA Tour.

— Jim Nantz

I respect and understand that golf is enveloped in tradition and that certain rules and regulations must be upheld.

— Paige Spiranac

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

— Steve Williams

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole…

— Phil Blackmar

We've got to abide by the rules. We have to protect it. The game of golf at a professional level is so clean. We…

— Greg Norman

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

— Paul Gallico

Golf's weird because it's individual, and there's nobody to blame but yourself, but then, golfers also have this it's-everybody-else's-fault thing where you don't take…

— Brooks Koepka

Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.

— Bobby Jones

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh

— Shania Twain

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

— H. L. Mencken

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez