Funny Quote by Bill Burr Download Open image “What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?” — Bill Burr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Lizards Looks Years
At 52 and unaltered, people tell me I look good for my age. This is not the same as being told you're beautiful. — Paulina Porizkova Copy Share Image
At 50 you're more confident, more comfortable in your skin and you don't put up with nonsense, especially from men. — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
I have no problem being 53. Why would I want to be 35 again? I want to discover who I am in my 50s.… — Ellen Barkin Copy Share Image
As long as I'm in good physical shape, that's a passion for me, to be physically fit. That's the main thing now, the look… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
I started to take care of my body after I turned 50. I never liked how I looked physically because I was too cute,… — Giorgio Armani Copy Share Image
You know, there's chronological age, there's biological age, and there's psychological age. Chronological age, there's nothing you can do about, which is I'm 52.… — Cheryl Tiegs Copy Share Image
I think too many people, if you are 46 you want to look 36, and if you're 36 you want to look 26. I… — Eric Church Copy Share Image
The best thing about being 55 is that I know enough now to know what I want and what I don't want-and what I… — Bobbi Brown Copy Share Image
For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30. — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
