I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Thirty minutes later we were in Aunt Gene's carriage, Pam compulsively adjusting her bonnet, me meditating upon all of the ways it… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
“The last time I’d been unwell, suicidally depressed, whatever you want to call it, the reactions of my friends and family had… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I would never kill myself intentionally. I couldn't do that to my family, my friends ... But to have fate step in… — Martha Manning Copy Share Image
Dont fucking ask me if I'm OK, I dont want to have to lie. Dont ask me if I'm happy, I dont… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
“It's a promise ring. A long time ago, they would be engraved with the words Pour route ma vie, de tout mon… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
“I am a good person. I like myself the way I am. Many people love and care about me. I have a… — Leila Sales Copy Share Image
I don't find R.E.M. to be nihilistic. There is a constant undertone of joyous optimism. I'm not going to kill myself to… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
I feel like crying, I feel like dieing, why wont this feeling, just go away? Why did it even come to me… — Im Nothing Copy Share Image
“So do I kill myself now, or do I wait and do it in front of Evan so he feels really, really,… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
Al Gore won the popular vote and didn't get elected president, so I'm not going to sit here and kill myself over… — Draymond Green Copy Share Image
My sister just told me to die because there was nothing left for me here. I realized shes right. Everthing I loved… — Me Copy Share Image
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors. It's my letter,' she began. 'I cannot make it right.' Come in,… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
So, yeah, I'm going to try to win the national championship next year. But I'm not going to kill myself doing it.… — Geno Auriemma Copy Share Image
You say you know me but you really don't know, With the way I feel its no other way I can let… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
“One night, a couple of weeks before school started--they must have though I was asleep--Nilda started telling Rafa about her plans for… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat…I went to see her clothes in… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
“He asked me not to kill myself - asked, not told. His wife had done that, he told me, and it was… — Mary Balogh Copy Share Image
I wasn't paying attention," said Myrtle dramatically. "Peeves upset me so much I came in here and tried to kill myself. Then,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
