I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. — Scott Thompson American Copy Share Image
People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded. — Scott Thompson Communication Copy Share Image
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. — Scott Thompson Excuse Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho. — Scott Thompson Delusion Copy Share Image
Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold. — Scott Thompson Big deal Copy Share Image
My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a… — Scott Thompson Children Copy Share Image
When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the… — Scott Thompson Become Copy Share Image
My feeling with my characters is that they all have a right to feel exactly the way that they do, so I… — Scott Thompson Censor Copy Share Image
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person… — Scott Thompson About Copy Share Image
I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me… — Scott Thompson Believe Copy Share Image
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I… — Scott Thompson Been Copy Share Image
“When we became teenagers boredom grew like a moth in a cocoon fighting to escape, and the peace created by our parents… — Scott Thompson Adventure Copy Share Image
I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting… — Scott Thompson Angry Copy Share Image
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the… — Scott Thompson America Copy Share Image
Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and… — Scott Thompson Being gay Copy Share Image
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges. — Scott Thompson Bridges Copy Share Image
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then… — Scott Thompson Big Copy Share Image
This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things. — Scott Thompson Billion Copy Share Image
You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in. — Scott Thompson Afraid Copy Share Image
When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed… — Scott Thompson Cancer Copy Share Image
Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on… — Scott Thompson About Copy Share Image
I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males. — Scott Thompson Case Copy Share Image
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody,… — Scott Thompson Beautiful Copy Share Image
In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are… — Scott Thompson Almost Copy Share Image
We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other… — Scott Thompson Area Copy Share Image
Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country,… — Scott Thompson Canadian Copy Share Image
