Funny Quote by Bill Burr

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting…

— Marc Maron

Yes I try to kill myself in small amounts, an innocuous occupation. Actually I'm hung up on it.

— Anne Sexton

I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.

— Marc Maron

I have wanted to kill myself a million times, but somehow I am still in love with life.

— Voltaire

I'm glad that I never ended up killing myself, though I came close more times than I would like to admit.

— Joe Perry

I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life.

— Ramandeep Singh

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

— Stephen Fry

I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.

— David Levithan

Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide…

— Robert Crumb

The reason I don't Kill Myself is because I know I can.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

I never for a moment considered killing myself, because it wouldn't have achieved anything.

— Sebastian Faulks

I don't kill myself. I can't live like that.

— Devon Windsor