Funny Quote by R. Lee Ermey Download Open image “What is your major malfunction?” — R. Lee Ermey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Majors Malfunction
My biggest fault? I guess it's a lack of patience - not when I'm working, but when I'm not working. — Rita Tushingham Copy Share Image
Malfunctions are inevitable. It's important to push through them during practice - versus stopping to fix and restart - so that you're prepared for… — Amanda Beard Copy Share Image
About the only thing that I have - or had, because it's failing me lately - is my memory. I had a really good… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or as a result of… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for the malfunction.… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Falling hard and fast. And there didn't seem to be a thing I could do about it. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I'm like one of those firecrackers that goes off in your pocket occasionally. I'm not really struggling with it as much as the people… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
There was a time when I was young and unemployed, struggling to start my career. During my A-Levels, I was hit by a car,… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
I had my shortcomings - crazy hair, braces, bad skin and all that stuff. I went through it all. — David Boreanaz Copy Share Image
There were some medical emergencies at home, be it my wife's brain tumour operation, my father's cancer. Eventually we lost him in 2018. — Pratik Gandhi Copy Share Image
Back in the old Corp, we weren't training those privates to infiltrate into the peacetime Marine Corp. We were training those privates to go… — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
You'd be surprised how many kids and young people come to the website and send me email that they are actually going into the… — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can. — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
When you try to find funding for a VVA function, it doesn't seem like it's any trouble at all. People come out of the… — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
For me, it's an honor for the military to ask me to go to Iraq, Afghanistan, or GITMO. I'm happy to go. — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
I'm never, like I say, I'm never happy, I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough. — R. Lee Ermey Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
